It’s at moments like these that it just kills me that keds doesn’t make my size ( 10 ½ ) because their shoes are so cute (especially taylorswift ’s selections) but I can’t buy them. Size 10 is too small, but size 11 is too big. keds please start making a 10 ½ so I can buy your shoes.
HEY! While you’ve getting down and out about all the liars and dirty dirty cheats in the world, you could’ve been getting down to. THIS. SICK. BEAT.
someone help taylorswift
SHES LOSING IT
I’m afraid it is too late for taylorswift… She has become one of us, with our Becky jokes. Soon enough she will start singing We Are Never Ever Raising Cats Together to herself while shopping.
Pretty soon she will have Second-Hand Fandom Disease… (Taylor, if you are reading this and don’t know yet what that is, it is when you know everything about a fandom without even being in that fandom… occasionally resulting in joining that fandom, like me with Sherlock & Doctor Who)
I have an extreme urge to post a picture of my middle school class with lyrics from Bad Blood. Cause they say sorry just for show. And I want them to learn that “band aids don’t fix bullet holes”.
Like, I am now determined that if we ever have a middle school class reunion, I am SOOOOOO going to play Bad Blood. Guys, I just have too. I need my revenge, and it would take too many cats to throw agitated cats and baked goods at them. If it weren’t for the number of cats that would be needed for that plot, that would be what would happen.
Person: *trash talking Taylor Swift*
Me, internally: Oh hell no
Me, externally & eternally: TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT IS A GOLDEN ANGEL AND SHE DESERVES BETTER. THIS RIGHT HERE - THIS - IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
taylorswift please check this out! Sally Kohn is on a quest to be part of your squad. I want her to get the chance to be part of your squad just as much as I want to get the chance to meet you.
Swifties, please help me get Taylor to see this!
Feeling very screwed over by Target because I pre - order the DLX edition of 1989 by (duh) Taylor Swift from them. As everyone knows, 1989 was release monday. My pre - ordered copy has STILL NOT ARRIVED. D:
So, now, here I am. Sitting in the car with my mother, driving to Walmart after trying 2 different Walgreens (neither of which had 1989). I have to be quiet so she can listen to the New Orleans Saints football game in order for her to be willing to drive me to Walmart.
Currently, I am pretty sure that there is nothing better than playing solitaire while thinking of food, listening to Shake It Off (as well as some “old” songs), and watching Taylor Swift try to understand Tumblr. (Don’t worry, Taylor. I still don’t understand it, perhaps even less than you, and I have had a Tumblr account for quite a while now…)
taylorswift please check this out! Sally Kohn is on a quest to be part of your squad. I want her to get the chance to be part of your squad just as much as I want to get the chance to meet you.
How you can talk the language of Taylor Swift in just THREE easy steps!
That is all! You can now speak in Taylor…
How you can talk the language of Taylor Swift in just THREE easy steps!
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